She was warned...

It was not a good week for a woman who ate a “Double Bypass” burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas. She apparently suffered a heart attack and was rushed to the hospital!

Too much multi-tasking?

Who says texting isn’t bad for situational awareness. Bonnie Miller of Benton Harbor Michigan, fell off a pier into Lake Michigan while texting. She was rescued by a passerby who jumped in after her.

The moral is: Don’t text and dive!

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished...

An honest kid in Arkansas said he deserved the punishment his mom gave him. Nequavion, a ten year old boy, was thrown off the school bus for yelling. As punishment his mom made him walk to school the next day. Police charged his mom with neglect. Her son said she did the right thing. “I just had to walk,” the boy said.

Will wonders never cease?

Law Enforcement Party...on our dime!

Well, I never! The Florida Department of Law Enforcement revealed that it spent $330 on alcohol, mixers, and Doritos for 15 employees to get drunk. The department says it was testing the accuracy of its Breathalyzers. And not one of those employees got a WUI. (Working Under the Influence)

Goodbye 2011!

Goodbye to 2011…the year that Justin Bieber cut his hair, Kristie Alley cut a rug, and Congress didn’t even trim the federal budget. HAPPY 2012 TO ALL!!!

Might be hard to do with handcuffs on...

An Android app has just been released called “I’m getting arrested,” which lets users press a single icon to notify friends and family that they’re being hauled off to jail. Now that’s what I call getting the most out of one phone call!

Helpful Haunted House

A Cincinnati teenager designed a haunted house for Halloween to benefit children with life-threatening illnesses. Ryan Thierauf, 16, spent ten months devising scare tactics and converting a 2,000-square-foot home into SCREAM ACRES-a ghostly experience for local chill seekers in the period leading up to Halloween. Having built the attraction with the help of sponsors, Thierauf will now donate all proceeds from the $3 admission fee to Make-A-Wish Foundation. “Being able to do what I love and help people out is a great thing,” he said. Those words come from the mouth of a 16 year old.
How proud the young man’s parents must be... and how proud I am of the young man’s parents!