Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Jobs Available, depending on qualifications...

The flyer came by regular mail in a plain brown envelope. The flyer itself was shocking pink. The headlines read WEBCAM PERFORMERS $$$ WE ARE HIRING!!

And then it read:

1. You must be over 18, able to sign contracts, and you must have proper government issued ID.

2. No special equipment is needed. A good PC with the latest version of Flash, webcam, and broadband internet access is all you need.

3. Our web site performers are mostly girls and couples, in response to viewer demand…however, we do have a few guys. So all are welcome to apply.

4. We are a hardcore adult site, so performers must be willing to get nude and do hardcore shows.

5. You must be able to speak English and type chat messages in English via the keyboard.

Then follows an address to sign up online.

Actually I meet all the qualifications except for item #2 where it says “No special equipment is needed.”

I’m 79 years old. I need a lot of special equipment.

Monday, June 1, 2009


Lola is featured in FUNNIEST HOUSEWIVES OF THE OC at the Irvine Improv June 24th. at 8:00 P.M. It is a "Laughter Is The Best Medicine" Event benefiting the Susan Samueli Center For Integrative Medicine. The tickets are $30 and the number to call for tickets is 949-854-5455.

Cereal Killer

So a man was arrested in Massachusetts for eating a bowl of cereal while driving. How did he do that? I can hardly eat a bowl of cereal standing up, let alone while driving a car. The man was on his way to work. I wonder how his clothes looked when he got there. Milk must have sloshed everywhere.

When asked why he did this, the man simply said, “I was hungry.”

Well, that explains it!