Cereal Killer

So a man was arrested in Massachusetts for eating a bowl of cereal while driving. How did he do that? I can hardly eat a bowl of cereal standing up, let alone while driving a car. The man was on his way to work. I wonder how his clothes looked when he got there. Milk must have sloshed everywhere.

When asked why he did this, the man simply said, “I was hungry.”

Well, that explains it!