Irreconcilable

A New York man is suing his wife for the return of his kidney. The man says he was happy to donate the organ to his wife when she needed a transplant, but now he’s in the middle of an ugly divorce and he wants that kidney back. He says it’s worth 1.5 million. The wife’s lawyer says the kidney was a gift and now belongs to her…so… “Never look a gift kidney in the mouth!”